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- I usually ignore these made up "National __ Day" holidays, but if #NationalPuppyDay gives me an excuse to show off… twitter.com/i/web/status/8… 15 hours ago
- Just got out of @DaveChappelle's show. Welcome back, sir. You've been missed. And if he's coming to your town, he's ABSOLUTELY worth seeing. 1 day ago
- Me as a kid: finish homework & chores so I can play Ocarina of Time. Me as an adult: finish housework so I can play Breath of the Wild. 2 days ago
- Haaaaa! https://t.co/WIdZ0iAn5X 2 days ago
- So ANYWAY... In all seriousness though, I'm glad he's alright. drivetribe.com/p/S-M0ZCjCQJKN… 3 days ago
Category Archives: fail
So I’m sure most of you have noticed that pretty much all of my lil’ critters have these lil’ beady eyes: Yessss…..gaze into those beady lil’ eyes!! Those eyes are made possible by little plastic safety eyes like these: The … Continue reading