Find me, find the henchmen

So as I mentioned in my previous post, I’ll have 14 lil’ critters to drop off around Comic-Con, but I’ve also got a pair of henchmen to deal with:

Since Henchman #21 and Henchman #24 were pretty much inseparable in The Venture Bros, and since I spent a lot of time making these lil’ dudes, I decided that 1) I’d only give these guys out as a pair, and 2) I want to be sure that whoever gets the henchmen is someone who really wants them. Soooo…I’m making you guys find me for them. πŸ™‚ If I plan on wearing something distinctive (bright colored t-shirt, goofy hat, etc), I’ll post what I’ll be wearing a day ahead of time, but otherwise this will be the primary thing to look for to confirm my identity:

I’ll be carrying this yellow backpack…

…with this hand-crocheted Captain America shield pinned onto it.

I’ll be live-posting my view from wherever I’m located, but I’ll only be doing so if I’ll be staying in the same spot for a while (that’d be a jackass thing to do for me to post my location if I’m just going to move!). I haven’t really decided when I’ll be starting yet, but your best bet will probably be Friday morning, since I plan on waiting in line early in hopes of snagging a spot for the Walking Dead and Game of Thrones panels in Hall H. Comic-Con entails a LOT of time spent waiting in line, so my time spent in slow-moving lines will be your best chance at getting the henchmen! Find me, say hi, and the henchmen are yours! πŸ™‚ LET’S DO THIS.


Zombie prom queen made it home!

The zombie prom queen made it to her new home in sunny California! Looks like she finally got a proper prom portrait too:

Zombie prom queen approves!

Glad she made it to LA safe and sound! Take good care of her, Carol! πŸ™‚

We have a winner!

I got some great responses on how people would survive the zombie apocalypse, but alas, only one person will be in possession of the little zombie prom queen. So a big congrats to Carol! You get your own little undead girl sent to your home! Here’s what she wrote:

I’d raid a Bass Pro Shop & stock up on supplies (crossbow, a ton of arrows, machete, ax, matches, whatever else I can carry in my backpack). If it comes down to it, I’d cut my hair short to lessen the opportunity of getting grabbed. And I’d go camp out at Linda’s (where we’d talk about food to comfort ourselves)

I thought Wal-Mart was the ideal place to hunker down for a zombie apocalypse (they’ve got food, weapons, they sell camping supplies, etc.), but dammit, Carol’s got my zombie-logic beat with Bass Pro, where ALL they sell is weapons, camping/survival supplies, and non-perishable food. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that one. And sacrificing your hair for the zombie apocalypse? Now that’s a woman who means business. πŸ™‚ Carol, email me your address to geekyhooker [at] gmail [dot] com, and I’ll send your little zombie prom queen on her way! πŸ™‚

And stay tuned if you want to snag the zombie butcher. I haven’t dropped him off yet, so he’ll be up for grabs soon enough! πŸ™‚


I’d actually hoped to get these lil’ guys done a lot earlier, but life got busy. Oh well. At any rate, THE WALKING DEAD IS BACK! And what better way to celebrate the return of the zombie apocalypse goodness than to unleash some zombies to wreak havoc? πŸ˜€

There’s the zombie prom queen:

Her date was enough of a gentleman to get her a proper matching corsage and she STILL ate the poor schmuck. Teenage girls these days.

Then there’s the zombie businessman:

He may have lost an arm…

But he STILL never dropped his call. He’d totally get employee of the year for that kind of dedication if he didn’t already eat his boss. Oops.

And finally, the person who would capitalize the most on a zombie apocalypse – the local butcher:

Zombie apocalypse? That’s just too easy when you’re the butcher.

Aaaand I’m giving one away! Leave a comment on how you would survive the zombie apocalypse by 11:59 pm CST on Saturday, March 3rd, and whoever has the best response gets the zombie prom queen sent to your home! Just keep her away from anything with a viable brain. πŸ˜€ The butcher will also be up for grabs soon, but I’ll be leaving him somewhere around town for the taking, so stay tuned to my twitter if you want a chance at snagging the butcher! Business zombie is off limits though…I’m keeping that one. πŸ™‚ Otherwise, tell me how you’d survive the zombie apocalypse and the prom queen could be yours! πŸ™‚

Update: Thanks for the entries, everyone! I’ll announce a winner tomorrow afternoon! G’nite! πŸ™‚